Parasite Eve 3 Announced
Published by Kevin Green May 12th, 2007
Tags: Square-Enix Party 2007, Parasite Eve 3
Wow… this one I actually never in my life saw coming, talk about a surprise announcement. Unfortunately though with exception to the fact that this game exists I know almost nothing about it, the place that has the story is entirely Japanese and the google translator just doesn’t make very much sense of it.
The story takes place 8 years after the second one, and could possibly be a mobile game, though I hope for the sake of the google translator thats a mistake because that would be rather disappointing because I want another console eve.
#update: 1up.com is saying the game is in fact a mobile-exclusive… tis a sad day.
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March 5th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
This is truly a sad day I love the consol PE games they should have when with the times and revamped Aya and made it a next gen game. Abosoultly a dumb.. Dumb move. I am very upset.
March 12th, 2008 at 3:14 am
…I honestly cannot say which of these four things is the dumbest move: One, putting it on cellphones. You wanna play a game on a tiny screen? Get a PSP or DS, like a normal person.
Two, they aren’t even calling it “Parasite Eve 3″. They’re calling it “The Third Birthday”. Now, that REALLY sounds like this is a sequel…but it’s not. I guess there really might not be anything in the game that has to do with parasites or eves, but if that’s the case, make an original game, assholes!
Three, time travel? The creatures in this game…came from time distortions or some such thing? This would have to get downright Lovecraftianly surreal for that to possibly work.
Lastly, and here’s the real topper on the crap cake…Aya looks 20 somthing. No, wait! Here’s the thing: She’s 35, but the stupid-ass making the game said players could relate to a woman who’s not just a walking piece of jerk-off material and has the slightest shred of maturity. Yeah, fuck women older than 29, and fuck mature characters! All gamers in the whole wide world are little boys! WOOT!
…How appropriate is that artwork?
-Tabris